I've been "Sweetbottom" tagged!!

(By Caleb)
I realize the title might seem a little bold, but if you have seen 13 Going on 30, then you will understand... maybe.

1. What is her name? - Ashley Wall, formerly Witters

2.Who eats more? - Depends on the day and the meal. I can put it down if necessary.

3. Who said, "I love you" first? - Hmm... I remember it being her, but she claims it was me. I still remember it being her though.

4. Who is taller? - Me. Most definitely. No contest.

5. Who is smarter? - Me. Most definitely. No contest...  Just kidding. Ashley has me beat in quite a few areas.

6. Who is more sensitive? - Sensitive? If I understand the work correctly, then I can be when the occasion calls for it... but otherwise very little phases me. So, that would be Ash.

7. Who does the laundry? - Ashley, unless I need work clothes done a.s.a.p. Then I will round them all up, regardless of color, and through them all in with a sprinkle of something or other that I find on top of the dryer.

8. Who sleeps on the right side of the bed? - I think that would be me. But from which side are we looking?

9. Who pays the bills? - I sit down a few times a month and go over which ones didn’t make me so mad that I refuse to pay them.

10. Who cooks more? - Okay, you lost me on that one. Let me go ask Ash what this is referring to.

11. Who is more stubborn? - Ashley. Most definitely. No contest. I wish I were, but she always takes the stubbornness seven steps further.

12. Who is the first to admit they are wrong? - What a dumb question. Is there ever a different response to this? As though Man has a choice...

13. Who has more siblings? - That would be me.

14. Who wears the pants in the relationship? - I would like to think that I do. And typically I try to, but who knows... possibly I am being manipulated into believing that I do, much like 100% of men out there.

15. What do you like to do together? - Nunya... as in “nunya business”, and naked movie nights. Tuesdays. (Don’t bother us Tuesday evenings, unless you are not bothered by that sort of thing).

16. Who eats more sweets? - I prefer to call them “flavorful carbs” (whatever carbs are... I just hear that word a lot when people talk about food). Either way, I think it is me. “Sweets” as you call them, are typically what my lunches and breakfasts consist of. Don’t judge me – we have all done it.

17. Guilty Pleasures? - What an interesting question... sounds seductive. I don’t know if I know how to respond. But Ash really likes shoes, and Adi has taken her unhealthy infatuation and multiplied it by 100

18. How did you meet? - Ash was a hottie and worked in the lingerie department at Dillards. Need I say more? (Again, don’t judge me! I am only human!)

19. Who asked whom out first? - Are we referring to spoken words or the phrases spoken by the eyes. Cuz if we are talking body language, etc, it would definitely have been Ash. I just took the obvious hints and vocalized the questions.

20. Who kissed whom first? - I proudly admit that it was me! Oh ya!

21. Who proposed? - Like Ash said, it was me. But unlike what she said, I did not have “bulging eyes and sweaty hands”. I had confident handsome eyes and strong muscles.

22. Her best features and qualities? - She has captivating eyes that contain an excited playfulness to them that are irresistible. She also has a contagious laugh and ... I should not go on out of propriety. And her qualities are numerous. I am not just saying that either. I somehow managed to find, and keep, the perfect woman. She is positive, hard working, funny, exciting, understanding, supportive, patient, intelligent, and the best mother to Adi. I really got lucky.